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Hello Dysfunction

176: Dickfished

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

In person is always better.
Everything in moderation, even the good stuff.
If you love me, play dead.
Loss of a pet is insanely rough.
If you’re gonna dress up your siblings at least take pics.

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0:00.0

Okay, sure, sure, why not fucking microphone. Hi guys. Welcome to hello dysfunction with

0:25.5

Potter for you. And crystal episode 176. Yeah, we're here in person again. It's a party.

0:33.1

We're out of quarantine. It feels so good. Um, bunny's not sick anymore. She's good. So we

0:38.4

were finally able to like meet up again. Hallelujah. It's always feel like our episodes go so much

0:44.2

better. The energy I feel like is better. And we're not like waiting for a delay or scared of a

0:49.4

delay. Right. We're over like via satellite. You have to hold your joke for three seconds. I know.

0:54.7

So it's your laugh. Bad timing. Yeah. Yeah. So we're here. So here we are. Here we go. I'm going to

1:01.6

tell you guys what I've been doing today. So I came across it a couple of weeks ago on Facebook.

1:09.8

And there is an influencer, I guess. Uh, some of you may have heard of her.

1:15.7

Her page, what used to be called, um, slay with Dre, I think. And she did make up and shit.

1:21.5

She did cooking videos with her husband, like frying foods and shit a couple of years back.

1:27.9

Well, I came across her page is called, I think, Dre McCray now or something like that. Um,

1:35.6

I was looking at a post that came up. So I went to her page and I was looking and I saw that

1:41.9

her husband was in a coma. And she does lives like every day, right? But she wasn't saying how

1:49.3

we ended up in a coma. Hmm. Little fishy. And I'm like, what the fuck? And you know, she used to be, um,

1:57.2

have way more meat on her. Now she's like, super skinny. Hmm. Okay. Like really skinny. And she

2:04.1

started following the Dr. Sevy diet, right? But like to the 900th power. Wow. Like everything's okay

2:12.0

in moderation, but even things that are good for you can become harmful. Yeah. If they're done in excess.

2:16.7

Yeah. Um, her husband was like average size, a couple of years back. It's like, he may see it.

2:24.5

He looked emaciated in videos. It just, they didn't look healthy. Oh, um, and I was just looking at it

2:31.1

and I was thinking, what the fuck, right? Like what the fuck happened? Like great that you lost weight

2:35.7

and you feel better, but she would have these videos up of her taking cradum powder. She used to take

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