Thank you, thank you, settlement and zones, come here.

June 7th, the new season of Burt the Conqueror Heirs on Travel Channel.

Check it out, I am really proud of it, it is fantastic.

So set your DVRs, tell your friends, spread the word, help me make money by making television

and the only way I can do that is by you watching television and telling everyone.

Just lie about it, tell your friends it's the greatest thing you've ever seen since the

last Star Wars.

It is a great season, I think the first ones that come out are, I think it's Maine and

I don't know, fuck I don't know.

But in this season I rupture my testicle, I have a panic attack in front of a bunch of

kids and I fall apart crying and they've let me go completely.

They let me do whatever I want this entire season so it's a lot of fun, you'll really

enjoy it, I promise you that.

Let's run through some dates real quick.

This week I'm in Brea, next week I'm in DCM Prove, you're like next week and what the fuck

is that?

It's the third weekend in June or May, right now, second weekend in May.

Last weekend in May I'm at Helium in St. Louis, thank you everyone for coming out to my

concert to work show.

And then Bert the Conqueror is June 7th, the weekend after that I think I'm in Orlando,

or no flappers, Orlando, Schomburg, these are just dates coming up, go to burperberbert.com.

Alright, so I'm following on Snapchat, we talk about Snapchat today.

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