175: Get An Alert When Your Parents Smash vs They Get One When You Smash | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Dion Lack
Courtney Haynes

This Week We Discuss
Get An Alert When Your Parents Smash vs They Get One When You Smash
Pee Your Pants In Public Once A Week vs Poop Yourself In Private Twice A Week
Go On A Date & Not Be Able To See vs Not Be Able To Speak

Transcript

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0:00.0	Breaking up is never easy, but saying goodbye to your old clunky work tools, well, that's easy.
0:06.0	Just repeat after me. It's not me, it's definitely you, you rigid, unfriendly software.
0:13.1	It's time to freshen things up with Monday.com. The first work platform you'll love to use,
0:19.0	with stunning dashboards,able templates and built-in
0:22.7	AI that actually works, switching to a new work platform has never felt this good. So move on to
0:29.0	Monday.com. I'm Jeff Norcott and I have a twice weekly topical comedy podcast called What Most
0:34.8	People Think. If you like hearing jokes about the news, well, this show does the job that panel shows
0:39.5	used to do, as myself and another guest try to make sense of the big political and cultural
0:44.3	stories.
0:45.1	It's not an echo chamber either, as I have guests from both the left and the right, from
0:49.5	Ramesh Ranganafan to Andrew Doyle, from Catherine Ryan to Simon Evans.
0:53.9	I even had David Bedele once. We have jokes about Labor, jokes about the Tories, jokes about reform. We even do the occasional gag about the Lib Dems. That's what most people think, which you can find everywhere you get your podcasts. It's it really is a nightclub. It's a club. It really is, yeah. It's a day nightclub. It's a day club. It feels like Vegas for hikers.
1:13.7	It is.
1:14.8	Because I've been a run year before and people like like stop you like mid-strive for a picture.
1:22.1	Bro, I don't want to be here. Don't stop me because that makes me closer to just turning the road. Not one of I kind of take your picture because they knew you. They took your picture because they was like, this is what I don't want to look like. Take a picture with me and his man right here. I can make it up the rest of this mountain. It was a couple of times. That was like, are you, are you Pumba? I never seen the snag ofoo tiger before. Look at that.
1:45.0	It?
1:46.1	In the wild.
1:49.5	Not in the wild.
1:52.5	They turn on that Steve Irwin accent and everything.
1:55.3	Crikey, here we are.
1:56.6	We see a snaggatooth tiger out here perched by Apokovic gasping for air.
2:06.0	He brought his water bottle, but really there's alcohol in there because he only knows the nightlife that involves anything but the dintess and obscure places.
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