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174. Chat PB&J

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8734 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Today we've got spin moves for a female gamer and for a Pakistani guy, judging people for their work ethic, a guy asks about "catching the 'vite", and Macho had a story he wanted to share. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

When you have a pixel 10, you may get asked a few questions. Like, what is that? How did you do that?

0:09.1

And can we use your camera instead? Ask more of your phone. Google Pixel 10.

0:19.6

There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,

0:26.2

the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.

0:31.2

The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report,

0:34.9

especially if you're looking to borrow money.

0:37.2

It lets you understand what lenders see

0:39.2

so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals. It's dead easy to check it and

0:44.8

completely free. See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today. Ready to launch your business? Get

0:51.9

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0:55.7

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1:01.1

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1:05.6

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1:12.1

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1:14.6

Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup.

1:22.1

Runk.

1:22.6

Ha ha ha ha ha.

2:17.9

Hello. Episode one, hey, it's Sunday, August, August 24th, happy birthday to... Rupert, It says, it's cut off there. Rupert Grint. There's only one you in Rupert Grint. Rupert Grint. Dave Chappelle and Vince McMahon who has sexually harassed a vast number of women. Way to go, Vince. You're a piece of poop. Is that right? Oh, my God. Read the fucking affidavit. It's disgusting. It involves poop. Oh. Patreon.com slash lifeline luxury. There are over 60 episodes, including two follow full live episodes. If you don't, sign up over there. You hate us.

2:19.9

Subscribe on YouTube.

2:23.6

My Patreon, mataliyah.com slash Patreon.

2:26.2

Stop what you're doing right now and become a member.

2:30.3

It can be free if you're a freakazoid, cheap azoid, but guess what? You're not.

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