172. The Convincer

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:22.6	Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
0:23.6	Hello. I am.
0:45.4	Evangeline Lilly, friend to his. Well, Martha Stewart, friend of mine.
0:48.1	We are not friends. I mean, I like her. She's friend. We're friendly, but we work together.
0:52.3	You know that Martha Stewart and I had a relationship, right? No, I didn't know that. Yeah, I banged her. But's friendly, but we work together. You know that Martha Stewart and I had a relationship, right?
0:55.3	No, I didn't know that.
0:56.4	Yeah, I banged her.
0:57.2	But, oh. But Evangeline Lilly is great. We banged doggy style. It was crazy because she was like, do it more doggy style. And I was like, we're fully doggy style. And she was like, do it more like a dog. And then what I realized is she wanted me to bark.
0:53.3	And I was like, but you're Martha Stewart.
0:55.2	And she was like, the it more like a dog. And then what I realized is she wanted me to bark. And I was like,
1:11.4	but you're Martha Stewart. And she was like, the weirdest conversation. Get it going. But
1:15.9	you're Martha Stewart. Uh, I'm going to be in Miami. Bienvenito a Miami. Um, and then I will be in
1:25.2	Houston, Texas, Salt Lake City, Boise, Pittsburgh, Washington, Tulsa, Springfield, Fort Smith, Arkansas. Anyway, I'll be on a bunch of places. Springfield, Missouri, you don't want to leave out because there's a Springfield in every single state, so don't leave it out. Springfield, Missouri is, and you know what, Springfield, Missouri is awesome. Is it really? Yeah, it's awesome. It's an awesome place. And then I'll be in Europe.
1:46.1	I love how it's Fort Smith, New Orleans, Pensacola, Florida, and then Oslo. Yeah. Then I'll go to, then I'll go to Chrisley.com. And then you'll be Amsterdam in the house. And then you'll be Copenhagen in the house. No, no, no, no. And then you'll be London in the house.
1:41.6	You're making me not want to go.
1:42.5	And then you'll be Dublin.
1:43.7	You'll be Dublin.
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