#171: Never Steal The Moon

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.
0:19.0	Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Patti power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cs and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelawadware.com. What I want to focus on today is some of the big questions that you get, the ones that are challenging to answer, all within 15 minutes.
0:43.8	Last 150 days, there has been a tariff announcement every three to five days.
0:47.3	It's not a future thing. It's happening today.
0:51.8	The talkers aren't packing up their bags at 5 on a Friday, the opposite, in fact.
0:55.1	Finders on Spotify, on YouTube, and Apple Podcast.
1:03.5	It began long ago.
1:08.9	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
1:13.5	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong
1:20.4	beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff. Could it be? Yes,
1:26.2	it could. Episode number 172 of the shallow end with Schneebley and Toff. Could it be? Yes, it could. Episode number 172 of the shallow end with Schneebly and Tooth. It's Schnebley and Tooth. It's... Toth. Sneebley and Toad. When will I get that right? I don't know. You'd think after 172 episodes, I could correctly mispronounce your name. I wish you work a little harder, Liz.
1:45.1	Yeah, I did, I just need to apply myself.
1:47.2	If you would just show up at the pre-production meetings, I know, the table reads, you're
1:51.2	just never there.
1:52.3	And, oh, sure, sure, sure, I'm Lindsay Schneblet.
1:56.5	I don't need to go to table reads.
1:58.9	I'll be there next week, I promise.
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