#170 The New England Vampire Pandemic

This Paranormal Life

Improv, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0	How do you kill the undead?
0:02.0	What happens if you eat flowers?
0:04.0	All of these questions you can find the answer to on this paranormal life!
0:10.0	Hey everyone, welcome to this paranormal life, the Comedy Paranormal podcast where every week we investigated brand new tale and come to a conclusion as to whether or not it truly is paranormal.
0:22.0	My name is Roy Powers, this guy over here is Kit Greer.
0:26.0	How are you doing today Kit? You ready to investigate the paranormal?
0:29.0	Always Roy, I'm ready to dive right in, hope you go to Spice the Investigation for us.
0:33.0	I do, I do. Well this week our investigation comes from an email we got sent in to this paranormal life podcast at gmail.com from a person called Alex Cidell.
0:45.0	Now Alex says, hey guys, I love the show and would really like to hear what you think about the new England vampire pandemic.
0:53.0	Really fun craze that often gets washed over by the Salem Witch Trials. A fun craze? Doesn't sound fun?
1:01.0	We actually did an episode on the Salem Witch Trials. So I felt like it was at least our obligation to lend this case as much passion and enthusiasm as the Salem Witch Trials.
1:14.0	Because yeah, he's right, Disneyland gets lots of visitors, but you know sometimes Legoland needs visitors too.
1:20.0	Exactly Legoland is pretty fun. It's all right. It's all right. That's not big enough too much.
1:26.0	The food is better than it. Well, no, it's not better than Disneyland. They're both equally bad.
1:31.0	But the weather, it will sit in England so it's worse. It's still pretty bad.
1:35.0	But Mickey Mouse can't hold a f*** candle to the green Lego Ninjag. I don't even know the name of the guy.
1:45.0	Honestly, I don't even know the name of him. We should move on. We should. But this case will be just as fun as the Salem Witch Trials.
1:52.0	I assure you. And way more fun than Legoland.
1:56.0	Guaranteed. All right, let's dive into the story. The year is 1990 and we're in Connecticut.
2:03.0	1990? 1990. Jesus. I thought it was going to be like 300 years ago.
2:09.0	Look, we're going to go back to the past. We're going to go forward to the future. Vampires are immortal and they can fly.
2:16.0	Those little f***s probably invented cheese. That's how old they are. I don't know why that was the first thing I could think of.
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