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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

17 - Candy for the Brain

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Comedy

5.03.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back campers! It's a new year at Camp Shady Birch, but things haven't changed here at all. Not even your sheets. This week, we discuss our New Years resolutions, theft, a gift bag gone wrong, Grey's Anatomy slander, wedge salad trash talk, and an iCloud catastrophe. Who can save us? Only Brook Hogan. Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories to campcounselorspod@gmail.com Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/ Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey happy campers.

0:02.0

Oh my God, a new year.

0:06.0

Same old bullshit here at Camp Shady Birch.

0:09.0

Welcome back everybody.

0:11.0

Happy New Year. We're sorry about here last week. everybody of time and then I told Jonathan I said everybody is taking a break this

0:23.2

big okay we did 16 episodes in a row can we have one break but I do feel a little

0:27.9

guilty that we didn't tell you ahead of time right I do too I do too yeah because we

0:32.1

would have had to recorded it on Tuesday and then edited on

0:35.9

Tuesday and have everything like all of our ducks. It was just too much it was too much and I'm sorry I'm

0:39.5

sorry we didn't announce it but we're back. And sandwich has been in the hospital if you've been wondering, and he's our, he's our traditional editor.

0:46.0

So Groundskeeper Samich wasn't able to edit this week, so it would have, had to have been Countsor Jonathan, and he wasn't going to get it done. he wasn't going to get it done.

0:53.3

I wasn't going to get it done.

0:54.8

I feel good about it.

0:55.8

A speedy editor like Sametches.

0:57.2

I love you guys but I feel like I need a minute to reset because I feel like this week I'm

1:00.8

super excited and recharged for it. so we are back and we are in full effect.

1:05.6

So with New Year's resolutions we're all trying to reset get back to you know maybe a new basically the the resolutions we

1:14.9

suffer ourselves last year that we stuck to until February and then fell off the

1:19.6

wagon I'm talking about myself I don't know I don't really love setting New Year's resolutions

1:24.5

because I feel like once I fall off the wagon,

1:26.9

I fall hard.

1:28.1

I am bruised, I am battered, and I can't get back up.

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