169-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2016

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Don't you look at me like that!?! I'm just trying to impose on you and your family because I'm insane! Cats love BBQ sauce. It's true. If you want to win a cat over, feed it BBQ ribs with lots of sauce. The mommies confess shameful acts of the past - can you forgive them? We love when people stop BS'ing with the PC talk and start droppin F-bombs. Please do us a favor and cut the F'in S and just give us the F's and B's and the C's, you know what I'm sayin? Is anything worse than a co-worker? We think back on our office working days. Good lord do we feel for those of you who are still doing that. Drink water. Poop more.

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0:00.0	Why is it called Doregan?
0:25.1	I'm going to do this.
0:28.1	Mom's stas corporation.
0:30.1	Geez.
0:32.1	Geez.
0:34.1	I love it.
0:39.1	Oh my gosh.
0:46.1	This is all over the place.
0:48.1	Wow.
0:49.1	I'm going to do my guard.
0:56.1	Oh.
0:57.1	I'm going to take a sheet with a white background.
0:59.1	Take a photo and leave it on the white top.
1:02.1	Plop. Plop. Plop.
1:03.1	Then I'm wiping down.
1:04.1	Then I'm wiping down.
1:05.1	Then I'm wiping down.
1:06.1	Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
1:07.1	Then I'm wiping down.
1:08.1	That's great.
1:11.1	Talented listeners.
1:13.1	Yes, best.
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