This is Comic Geeks Speak episode 1680, The Best of Storytime with Uncle Sal, part two.

Welcome to the show, I'm Brian Christman, and just in time for Christmas.

We here at CGS present to you another installment of the best bits of our friend Sal Abinanti, aka Uncle Sal, from over the years.

And as always with these shows, earmuffs, these are not suitable for work.

So we're just to jump right in to discussing about the birth of his son.

All right, with us on the show, once again, Uncle Sal, how you doing, Sal? Daddy, Sal sal i'm doing all right guys how are you

so you had your your child yeah we had uh we had anthony uh affectionately antonino in italian

uh actually the fr of San Diego Con.

So it was made for a lot of drama because I had to catch a red eye right after the con

and turn around like midstream and come back to Chicago for the birth.

All that bullshit the airlines give you about how they'll help you in family emergencies

is total shit because they were less than helpful

with helping me get back and you know i had to pay a fortune to get on a red eye on friday night

to come back and uh you know i get on the plane and it's like i don't know some ungodly time of

night and i sit down and the lady next to me leans over, and she goes,

I just want you to know that you have that seat because my husband died.

Oh.

Yeah.

Right?

I mean, I'm sitting there, and I'm going, you know.

Do I say thank you?

I was fit to be tired as it was.

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