168: DEEP DIVE 🍾 The LIFE & LOVERS of Natalie Portman

Pop Apologists

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Society & Culture

4.6 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Today we take on the seminal task of dissecting the life and lovers of Natalie Portman. We take our listeners on a journey, from the moment Natalie was discovered in a pizza parlor as a child through her rise to fame as the esteemed Hollywood actress and Oscar winner we know her as today. More interestingly, however, we pull out a magnifying glass on the slew of relationships and pen pals that have left their mark on Natalie's beguiling heart. This includes (but is not limited to) her torrid romance with Gael Garcia Bernal that ended in her flying to Argentina to confront him and his mistress when she got word that he was cheating with a co-star. We dig into the cringe-y emails between Natalie and Jonathan Safran Foer, who was so taken with their Gmail thread that he LEFT HIS WIFE FOR NATALIE, mistakingly assuming that he was participating in a requited love. Friends, Natalie's life is one of earnest intelligence and sexual fervor, and we lead you through it with no detail spared. So this Wednesday, we invite you to pour a cocktail, get cozy, and buckle in for THE LIFE AND LOVERS OF NATALIE PORTMAN. MERCH IS HERE! Click here to check out our limited drop of Work Soft hoodies and hats. Get yours before they're gone! To support the show on Patreon and access our 100+ bonus episodes, including our Royal's Deep Dive, click here! Please note this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, well, well, well, well, well, well, another episode of pop-apologist, Chandler.
0:19.5	Hi, very happy to be with you here today, sister of blood zone.
0:24.5	Thank you.
0:25.5	Happy to be here, you know, gathered in this place.
0:28.8	Happy to be recording on this holiday weekend, um, let's, that makes one a bit of rip.
0:34.8	By the way, also that was sarcastic.
0:38.4	Chandler and I are recording on Sunday morning, everyone, because I'm running up to,
0:43.4	running up, I'm going up to New York tomorrow morning.
0:47.1	That's right.
0:48.4	Yeah, and it is Sunday morning, so last night was Saturday night, which is why I have sunglasses
0:56.1	on for this recording, because I am hungover.
0:58.8	If you are going to ask, um, it's not pretty over here.
1:04.6	So anyway, I thought you had, well, I thought you'd had maybe like eye surgery or some type
1:09.8	of glaucoma issue.
1:10.8	Um, so my cataracts are flaring up again.
1:13.8	Yeah.
1:14.8	Yeah.
1:15.8	And that's why you need to wear your sunnies.
1:16.8	Lauren, I am in gorgeous Maine right now.
1:20.4	It really does look stunning.
1:22.8	It is really beautiful.
1:24.0	I think I need to buy land or buy a vacation home a period is absolutely gorgeous.
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