164-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

If you're a big dog how about you play with dogs your size, you stupid, selfish inconsiderate C**T. But if you're a dog you might not know where you are playing because DO DOGS EVEN HAVE BRAINS?!? We investigate. Loud, gay sex sounds and terrifying and hilarious. Since we didn't get you the SF Bonus ep, we give it to you here! Groan more! A big, BURNING Dental Update will have you smiling wide and this time we get TOP DOG and CHARO on ONE call. Can you believe your wiping luck?

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0:00.0	No, I'm not full of rage like I was at the dog park today. Okay
0:04.8	Your annoyance is high my what your annoyance level is pretty high. Yeah, it's pretty high. Yeah
0:14.4	I love this song. Thank you. Is it Matt Matthew Miller Miller who made the song? It's called people song for people. It's so cute
0:23.3	Oh, I love it guys. Are you in the San Diego area?
0:29.8	Come see me performs Dan of Comedy October 25th or 27th at the Madhouse Comedy Club and then I just added November 7th through 9th at the comedy zone in Jacksonville, Florida
0:42.4	November 14th through 17th the Hartford Funnybone in Hartford, Connecticut and then Tom and I will be doing your mom's house live
0:50.6	November 22nd at the ice house comedy club in Pasadena, California
0:57.1	So in December 5th in San Diego and on December 5th live in San Diego, we're doing the podcast the American comedy company and
1:06.8	People get tickets for that one jeans for the ice house. They're both online. I mean on the ice house's website not on ours yet
1:13.7	I think I have them online. Oh, you do? Yeah, Tom's Saguaro.com. Yeah, and I'll go ahead and put those up on your mom's house
1:20.8	podcast.com
1:22.3	Yeah, yeah, absolutely follow us on Twitter at Christina P. Ed Tom Saguaro. Yeah
1:28.1	Real quick just looking down here. I have
1:32.0	the
1:34.0	November 22nd tickets up on my site and I have the link for December 5th. Yeah, so that'll be well
1:40.7	I'll send them both to you, okay? Okay, but yeah, you can get them
1:45.7	Do it here's what I want you to do if you live in LA. Please come see me
1:50.5	Friday November 1st or Saturday November 2nd. I'm in the small room. It's the you who room at flappers in Burbank, California
1:58.2	I'm running an hour long set. It's the weekend before I
2:02.9	Do my special in Minneapolis. So it's a really fun
2:06.6	Intimate room and I would love to see everybody wearing denim all over that room
2:13.0	November 9th as I mentioned before I'm taping my hour special in Minneapolis
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