#162: Getaway Blow-up Raft

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Episode #162 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is hotter than a doorknob in hell! Jethro begins with the tale of a man with a shady past who got pulled over by the police in Orange County, CA. When you have a history of brushes with the law, and you get pulled over by the police, what’s the best way to handle it? That’s easy! Just tell them you’re someone else! Say, your brother. Yeah! Just tell them you’re your brother! Then Lindsay tells us about a very inventive bank robber who planned “the perfect getaway.” Why bother with a car when you can float a rubber tube down a nearby creek? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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