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The Joe Rogan Experience

#161 - Bert Kreischer

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2011

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Joe sits down with Bert Kreischer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Train by night all day.

0:02.0

J

0:04.8

Roggan Podcast by night all day.

0:04.0

Who!

0:07.0

Yeah in our long drawn-out commercials that I do to sponsor this podcast to keep it free ladies and

0:17.0

gentlemen because otherwise it would be unbearable if we couldn't make money from this

0:19.6

fucker.

0:20.6

Um, what Burke Krecher was telling what I smell might be one of the great stories.

0:25.4

No, dad.

0:26.4

He used to shit his pants all the time.

0:28.8

In his 30s, all the time.

0:29.8

How long would you say the story began with you saying that he shit his pants in a Banana Republic in Beverly Hills?

0:37.0

And it was like real it was like the real coming of age part of my life when my dad looked at me and he was like buddy I'm about to shoot my pants what do I do?

0:46.0

Here's the worst part here's the worst part here's the worst part of it right so I look at him and I go just shit your pants dad I think you gotta shit your pants.

0:53.5

I go shit your pants a little bit and then walk as far as you can and get to your hotel and

0:57.7

he just left my daughters with me like fucking drop them and it's like

1:00.2

I'm fucking out of here and so he started walking down Rodeo or whatever,

1:04.1

you know, Burton or one of those roads to get to his hotel, right?

1:07.0

So my mom comes up and she's like, she's like,

1:08.9

she's like, where's your dad?

1:10.0

And I said, well, he left me this sweater.

1:11.7

I got to buy it for, I ended up buying him the sweater and I go he had to shit his pants

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