#160: Spontaneous Pants Combustion

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's so funny because when you look at the guys, that's never a topic of conversation. Yeah. What you look like? Yeah. Did you watch the football last night? It's never about, I'll watch your skincare routine. Whereas women walk into a room and because we've been taught to be pitted against each other. Yeah. Not always, but sometimes there's, oh my God, you know, I can't. It's a bit of a barrier. Yeah, yeah. and it shouldn't be there.
0:01.1	We should be trying to change that stereotype. always, but sometimes there's, oh my God, you know, I can't. It's a bit of a barrier. Yeah, yeah, and it shouldn't be there.
0:22.2	We should be trying to change that stereotype, believing that there is space for everybody.
0:27.7	There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating on your local takeaway,
0:33.8	the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually is fancy dress.
0:38.8	The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report,
0:42.5	especially if you're looking to borrow money.
0:44.8	It lets you understand what lenders see
0:46.8	so you can increase your chances of getting the best deals.
0:50.5	It's dead easy to check it and completely free.
0:54.3	See it in seconds. Download the Experian app today.
0:58.5	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
1:06.8	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
1:16.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
1:19.6	You're in the shallow end with Schnebley and Toff.
1:22.0	I had a killer way to start this podcast this morning on the hike, and by by God if it didn't just drip out my ears
1:29.6	sometime in the past four hours. Really? Yeah. Your ears are leaking again. I got leaky ear
1:35.3	syndrome, Jethro. You've got to have that looked at, buddy. What am a man to do when your ears
1:40.5	am all leaky? Early prevention is key. That's right. It's misuse of
1:46.3	Q-tips at an early age. Oh my God. I think that's that's the issue. All right. Here we go.
1:53.0	In a quaint neighborhood in the Jillian province of China, bin Tuzi, he was a man known for many things, his impeccable taste in spicy
2:04.1	dumplings, an inexplicable loyalty to a tragically underperforming sports team, and a rather
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