Hey everyone, welcome to Pink Shade with Erin Martin. I'm back with my bunkey who's far away

from me, but still close to my heart, Mary Pink Gilbert. Closer your heart and I also have

your gloves so I can think of you whenever my hands get cold.

Well, I want you to know that Pink Shade listeners, I want you to know that I have Mary

Pink Gilbert's personal fucking fan. I have her personal fan. The original fan, no less.

The original Aqua personal fan. I'm going to post a picture of it on the Haybunky Facebook

group page because I was stripping in the guest bed just yesterday, day before recording this.

I waited a day after she left because I just wanted to pretend she was still here staying with me

down in the bunker, being a creep. Yeah, I know. I was like, wow, I'm not going to do it yet.

I'm not going to clean that yet. I'm just going to pretend she's still here.

So I could undestrip the bed. I take the comforter off. I throw the pillows on the floor. I take

the blankets off the sheets. What is there below everything? As if it was taken into the bed every night

and cuddled with a personal fan is laying there like a gun. I screamed. I was like, oh my god,

it's like it's like it huddled away here just for me. It hit out. I'm just going to stay here.

And so I hold it near and dear. I'm going to use it all the time. I'm going to take pictures of it

wherever I go. Oh my god. It lives in Wisconsin now. Well, the truth is that I think I had it

propped up on the bed to blow on me while I was packing because you know, packing is

strani-west. And I'm sure I got overheated. And then when I went to pack, I just like threw

everything on top of it. And so it got lost in the shuffle. So listen, it's yours now. Don't worry,

I have several backups. Well, I'd like to think that you cuddle with it every night. That's

how I like to make sure you. Okay, cool with that. Yeah. So you have my gloves. I have your fan,

which is ironic because I'm out here in eight degree weather. And you are back east in more

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