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The Mortified Podcast

16 Brooke: I Was A Teenage Witch

The Mortified Podcast

Mortified Media and Radiotopia

Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2015

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

The diaries of a teenage witch. To learn more about Mortified visit getmortified.com. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

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0:00.0

Radio Tepi-

0:04.0

From PRX.

0:10.0

February 14th, 1998.

0:13.0

Sixth grade.

0:14.0

Dear Diary.

0:15.0

Dear Jesus.

0:16.0

Dear Sweet Aswad.

0:17.0

Adults.

0:18.0

Sharing the embarrassing things.

0:20.0

They created us kids.

0:21.0

So I wrote poems about masturbation.

0:22.0

Before an audience.

0:23.0

Of total strangers.

0:24.0

I feel like an idiot.

0:25.0

And the only normal one in my entire family.

0:28.0

Mom, you can't read this.

0:30.0

These are the stories hidden inside the pages of our past.

0:39.0

Welcome to the Mortified Podcast.

0:40.0

I'm Dave.

0:41.0

In today's episode, peaks inside the diaries of a girl who's childhood obsessions included watching my so-called life.

0:46.0

Wearing pink platform shoes.

0:48.0

And smoking marble o' lights at Denny's.

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