159: Never Get A Hug vs Never Get A Kiss | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

All Def's SquADD Cast show “Versus" is a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Dave Helem
Keon Polee

This Week We Discuss
Would You Rather Never Get A Hug Again vs Never Get A Kiss Again
Partner Have An Annoying Bestie vs An Intimidating Ex
Given A Million Dollars Tomorrow vs 10 Million In Five Years

Transcript

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0:00.0	What you put your glasses on?
0:01.9	It's the middle of the day.
0:05.9	What's your problem?
0:07.7	Why do you have your glasses?
0:09.2	Why do you have to start with such negativity?
0:12.5	It don't concern you.
0:13.9	Me asking why you got glasses on is negative?
0:17.4	Every time you wear some glasses with lenses,
0:20.4	you want to act snooty about glasses. I want to remind you for three years time you wear some glasses with lenses, you want to act snooty about glasses.
0:22.7	I want to remind you for three years, you wore little yellow-framed glasses with no lenses in it.
0:28.9	Nobody called you out. We let you live. Guess what? What? Now I'm wearing black glasses without a
0:36.7	lens.
0:39.3	Ain't a lens and those?
0:40.4	Jesus Christ.
0:40.9	Oh, man.
0:42.0	What are you doing?
0:43.0	She's a child. Because there be a glare.
0:45.7	So?
0:46.6	But why do you need the glass?
0:48.6	See, look, Dave got a glare.
0:50.1	You got a glare.
0:52.2	But why do you need the glasses?
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