159: Gareth's Faves: Smeagol's Dump & Floor-igin Story (with Andy Samberg) (Re-release)
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🗓️ 2 April 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Gareth picks two of his favorite calls for this bonus re-release. First, the guys are joined by Andy Samberg, who helps a caller confront an anonymous rock star who never flushes. Later, Jake and Gareth brainstorm how to stop a caller's coworker from taking off her shoes in the office. Spoiler: Parmesan.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. You're okay, buddy? |
| 0:26.4 | I mean, I'm okay, but I'm not great. |
| 0:27.5 | I mean, I'm okay, but I'm not great, honestly. |
| 0:32.1 | I mean, I'm fine as a whole. |
| 0:35.0 | How real is the question? |
| 0:36.8 | Because I can go kind of deep on this. |
| 0:38.3 | Honestly, I don't think you want to hear. |
| 0:41.4 | If I'm being honest with you. |
| 0:42.7 | Let me tell you after the recording. |
| 0:46.0 | There's some stuff I can't even get, I can't even start to formulate the words or I'll weep. |
| 0:50.6 | Every time before we start, I ask Natalie for two to three things, and one of them is always the link. |
| 0:59.0 | And I always am like going to my email and I'm like, I don't want to do it. And then I'll go to the link. |
| 1:03.7 | I have like, I have like two minutes and I'm like, how did it come to this again? Yes. |
| 1:09.2 | And then I'll text her and I'll be like, hey, can you send the link? |
| 1:12.6 | Well, usually it's a couple hours beforehand and you're like, what time are we doing this again? |
| 1:17.2 | And then, you know, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, you're very, you're very clearly worse with technology, but I think it's because you're |
| 1:27.5 | you have a new setup every time. Jake |
| 1:29.8 | Jake is just plugging in and it never |
| 1:32.0 | changes. That's right. You're in some weird |
| 1:34.5 | ladies motel room? Can I take us back to the time |
| 1:36.3 | when we were trying to figure out |
| 1:38.1 | what was wrong with Jake's mic for no less than |
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