Welcome to Dunzo. This is a podcast that explores hookups and breakups of

famous lovers and friends both real and fake and all the discarded pop culture

of yesteryear. I'm your host Troy McKee. You guys welcome to episode 158 of Dunzo. It is me Troy Troy McE. And we are taking the tiniest, tiniest of detours from

spooky season because I gotta talk about this goddamn big brother, this goddamn big brother that keeps me up at night

God damn it why why 2020 did you take away everything I love? Ugh!

I just got a vent, I need to rant, I need to get all this shit off my chest,

and just know that I did it.

Like I'm doing this selfishlyly I just need to know that I sat in front of the microphone and

expelled these theatons from my body I'm recording this episode a mere minutes after watching the historic triple eviction and

I can say with 100% certainty that I am a year older having sat through it. I'm a year older. Liver

spots are starting to show they're raising to the surface of the skin. My hands

look like that like geriatric gypsy that Kyle Richards thought stole her mom's rings.

My hair is thin and gray and long.

To quote Lindsay Lohan is Elizabeth Taylor in the lifetime biopic of her life. I'm bored. I'm so bored.

Fuck. 2020 took everything I thought I knew and everything I thought I loved and just took a big

ass shit on it.

G goddamn it!

I'd also just like to start by saying that we are in fact getting the Big Brother

season that we deserve in 2020, so I shouldn't be surprised.

I have never felt more burdened by watching full episodes of this show,

and the stakes have never been lower for me.

I have no emotional investment in any of these people winning and

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