Oh sweet baby Jesus the dynamic doer are here ladies and gentlemen the funniest couple I know

the only couple of comedians worth a fuck

Wow There's a couple other ones. I guess Duncan and Natasha are still having them

Yeah, they haven't pulled the trigger made that shit legal

Tom Segura and Christina Segura who doesn't use the last name

Segura on stage.

Why do you not?

Why do you not?

Together you are more strong.

Do you want the real talk? Yes

Legally my name is Segura right stage and because

Documents kid but because I my parents are Hungarian immigrants They escaped from Hungary in 1969, went to Canada.

I was born there.

I moved to LA in 1980.

So that stupid Polak-Pajitsky name, it's like my parents fought so hard to get me here and every time I see a club put it on the marquee

it makes me proud and it's a little stick it to you know I'm a fucking dumb polock and you guys can

suck it well that's who I am and you know that's very very admirable don't

you think they would like it more though if their name didn't hold you back and keep you

for succeeding?

There's nobody going to remember your fucking name.

Say it again, Pajitsky.

Pajitsky.

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