155. The Diploma Delinquency
The Secret Room | True Stories
Ben Hamm
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
A shoplifting spree sends Becca to county jail the night before her high school graduation. It's a frenetic journey from down and out to cap and gown.
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| 0:00.0 | Help me thank the great brands to make the secret impossible. |
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| 0:14.8 | and use the promo code secret. |
| 0:17.0 | Thanks also to Dipsy, an audio-advanced short, sexy stories. |
| 0:21.3 | If you're looking to heat things up, there's a story waiting for you. |
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| 0:46.5 | What's your secret? |
| 0:48.1 | So, my husband and my kids are always eating my candy stash. |
| 0:54.7 | And I keep that stash for moments that I really need it. |
| 0:57.7 | I never seem to get to eat my own food. |
| 1:01.7 | So, to trick them, I started saving frozen vegetable packaging and I stashed my candy |
| 1:11.3 | in vegetable packaging in the freezer. |
| 1:14.5 | And because it's in vegetable packaging, I know that they will never look like. |
| 1:18.3 | And I don't want to share my candy anymore. |
| 1:21.3 | We all need a little me time in a tree, right? |
| 1:38.7 | I started immediately sobbing if I'm being honest. |
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