153: They Hate To See These Fat Asses Coming

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

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🗓️ 9 January 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Chapters
00:00 being a teacher pays off
00:47 intro
01:07 my fat ass is racking up points
3:13 welcome back!!
04:30 flights with jonathan
08:38 anti-feline passengers
10:27 bumble
12:13 jonathan in hysterics
14:50 bark air
15:44 cat-free rows
18:20 la fires
19:19 alarm sounds
21:29 bouncing is on the y axis
23:08 betterhelp
24:57 stress dreams
27:49 brooke's water birth
29:20 my fat ass is always taking advil
31:30 agree for the plot
32:32 ruined stomach lining
37:27 Connor’s Chill Ass Break
41:31 Cirque De Sole
46:55 Quince
48:53 Seeing Andrew Garfield
55:28 Everyone is Engaged
57:47 Reflecting on 2024 Resolutions
1:04:35 2025 Predictions
1:07:21 Ins and Outs of 2025
1:11:56 That Friend by Sabrina Brier
1:14:11 See You In Bonus!!!

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0:00.0	You know what I did recently? I had probably upwards of 20 target gift cards from when I was a teacher that I would get like over Christmas or whatever from parents that I had never touched. And I kept them all. And I recently just applied every single one online. And it was like $400 that I had just come into and I ordered my cuck chair is completely
0:24.5	comped wow my my cuck chair is actually 500 USD from Target but it was almost completely
0:30.6	comped by the parents wow the children that I taught so you know being a teacher really pays off
0:37.3	down the line down the line stick with it hold the line teacher's with it maybe you of the children that I taught. So, you know, being a teacher really pays off.
0:38.4	Down the line.
0:39.2	Down the line.
0:40.1	Stick with it.
0:41.0	Hold the line teachers. Stick with it.
0:41.4	Maybe you all could get a cockchair too one day.
0:44.3	If you're lucky.
0:45.2	Thank you, teachers, for everything you do. I went the other day.
1:08.0	I went the other day with my sister. We go to this restaurant, Great White.
1:13.6	And I love Great White.
1:14.8	You know I love Great White.
1:15.6	Who doesn't?
1:16.5	And they have an app.
1:18.1	And I always say, I'll pick it up.
1:20.2	And then everyone can VindMov me because I pay with the app and you get so many points.
1:23.9	And I take all my clients there.
1:25.3	So I have racked up all of these points from entertaining clients.
1:31.2	And just right off the top of your head, if you could rattle off a few clients.
1:37.6	Mr. Gerald Dean, Mr. Geraldine, he lives, he's a big guy, he's a big guy in the industry.
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