153 - Respawning is for Dorks w/ Kurt Metzger - The Josh Potter Show

The Josh Potter Show

Josh Potter

Comedy, Sports, Stand-up

5 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Kurt Metzger (@kurtmetzgercomedy) and Josh figure out how to gamble, suss out autistic coaches, and have a few for Labor Day on an all-new episode of The Josh Potter Show.

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Jonathan Gannon Motivational Speaker

Beat the Spread

Golf Wife

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Tip over the bucket

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, hello, and welcome back to another episode of the Josh Potter Show, Tizai Josh Potter,
0:21.7	going to be live in a various amount of places coming up here in the fall, and I want you
0:26.4	to buy tickets to them. The big one coming up September 23rd, Portland, Oregon at the
0:31.6	old siren theater, get your tickets to that ASAP. I'll be at Skankfest in Las Vegas, September 29th
0:37.9	through October 1st, the 20th and 21st of October. We're going to be at Soul Joles, Potsdown PA,
0:44.6	so get your tickets to that if you're in and around Philadelphia. It's around that area, as I
0:49.6	understand. October 26th, Cobbs Comedy Club San Francisco, the 29th Seattle Washington, and we'll
0:56.8	just let you know about October for now. How's that? Twitch.tv slash Josh underscore Potter to
1:01.9	watch on there, and then of course the Patreon, five bucks a month, a whole different podcast,
1:06.9	so much more. I was actually reminded that I put up an hour of comedy on there, and it's not
1:13.8	really my set or anything. It was the Chiefs vs. Bill's divisional game, and I was on stage
1:21.2	during it, and I just didn't play by play for the whole thing. It was an hour long. It was the most
1:25.1	heartbreaking game of my life. Go watch it. Five bucks a month over on the Patreon. Today, we have
1:31.0	a very wonderful guest. It's one of my favorites, one of the funniest guys in comedy. He's got a 30-minute
1:35.7	special right now out on YouTube, presented by our friends over at Gast Digital. It's Kurt
1:41.3	Metzger. Folks, go check out the special. Yes. Was I in camera the whole time while you were
1:48.0	reading the opening business, the housekeeping? I don't believe so. I mean, they won't do that to you.
1:52.2	Because I was making a very... You were sour. I was just in my own world. You were sour about my
1:57.6	dates, because I... Yeah, I don't know. I do that soldierless by this good spot. I haven't done it yet,
2:05.1	and I remember during like pandemic, here's the thing. I did it a long time ago before it
2:11.2	was this like... Yeah. Soldiers back in the day. It was just like 17 years. I didn't think about it,
2:18.0	but... It wasn't in Potstown before. No, he has them all over. The money's always right and
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