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Hello and welcome back to Cult Leader. I'm your Cult Leader Spencer Henry and this is a little

leader where I read the stories that you send to me. Hey, if you have a story you'd like to share with the cult, send it on over to Spencer at Cult Leader.com.

And don't forget to put little leaders somewhere in the subject, somewhere in the body of the email, just wherever you want.

I don't care where you put it. You can put it in the trunk of the email. You can put it in the passenger

side of the email just somewhere in the email so that I can find it. All right. Thank you guys so much.

We did a merch launch. That was super exciting. We sold a lot of merch and that's all thanks to you guys.

Thanks to you, Hotdog is going to be able to go to the college of her choice. Hotdog said Arizona State University.

You can't go there. You're not a party girl. Hotdog is totally a party girl. I don't know what hotdog would be like. I feel like maybe she would join us

or already. Maybe not. I don't know. Anyways, hi. This is me dissociating from reality and just like that, I'm back.

I wish I could say that I was here drinking a fun coffee drink. Remember last year around this time I started getting super into dirty

chis and all of that. Not right now. Right now on in front of me is a glass of celery juice with lemon. Not bad.

I actually I do like celery juice, but it's just not not ideal. Not what I wish I was having right now, but I came back from

Palm Springs yesterday and I was feeling my throat feels like kind of off. I'll be honest. Not feeling 100%. Don't worry. It's nothing serious.

It happens to me. I feel like a lot when I like go to Palm Springs or leave Palm Springs. I think just from being in the desert. I think it just makes my throat

super dry and I feel like it's probably just like a 24 hour bug or something. But of course I'm like calming you down. But meanwhile, cut to this morning, you guys know I'm such a

hypocontriac. I went and I got to rapid test just to ease my mind that it's not COVID, but I feel like a lot of people are in a similar

but right now you feel a little off and you're like, well, it's got to be the Delta variants. I'm one of the breakthrough cases, but no. All right. Let's see. Let's see. So it was in Palm Springs.

Had such a great time really went wild with lifetime movies watched so many more than I could count on cult leader. This week we talked about

Al Adamson, the B grade film director who was a Moidad and spoiler alert buried under the jacuzzi in his living room. So crazy. And I'm really excited for next week's cult leader because it's a very glam, very Hollywood, very mysterious.

There's some theories out of it. It's going to be a good one. I'm excited for it on obituary this week. We talked about exploding caskets. We talked about I told the story about William the conqueror and you guys. It is so disgusting and crazy. So if you haven't listened to that, definitely check out obituary. Mattis and talked about the Hollywood

Delas Island over here in California. And of course we read some obituary talks about some dumb criminals, the use the other morning. I think it was on like Monday or Tuesday. Olivia and I went to this cafe in Palm Springs downtown. I forget what it's called, but we're sitting in there. And she was doing some work on her computer. I was doing some work on mine.

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