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God Awful Movies

153: GAM153: Masterless

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2018

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Masterless", the story of a bored white guy who's pretty sure his sword moves are too sweet for a movie about any subject less than Jesus himself. --- See us live in London: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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And this actor can't do anything hard without key-opping so you know the first

0:07.8

guy noises man yeah that's what I'm doing you doing a dragon punch talk over

0:19.1

that little that little jar of pencils jar of pencils on your desk I feel

0:23.7

doing it well welcome back to the game cast we're each week we sample another

0:53.0

selection from Christian cinema because otherwise I'd have to get new business cards I'm

0:56.6

your host Noah illusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate leftism a good friend he

1:00.4

fan right he's welcome back thanks Noah so you know when it's not racist find their

1:08.6

prostitutes attractive that means you like that race I just want to announce that just as

1:14.2

a general principle before we start yeah no it's good that you start with how racist

1:18.4

you're not that's always a good and that's established we are not I I just want to say I feel

1:23.8

much better this week I've reoriented my desk so you are technically to my left and now since

1:27.9

that is on my left I feel better now I feel better anyway I'm going well he's sort of yeah

1:34.4

and sitting 900 miles to my northeast of course is my bad friend Eli Bosnichi lie how are you

1:39.0

this fine afternoon sir I'm fantastic Noah despite the fact that we took a vote before the show

1:44.3

and I will not be doing a certain accent throughout this episode I don't really want to get into it

1:51.0

that was a behind the scenes fight I'm just gonna talk like this I just want to say I appreciate

1:55.6

you guys letting Andrew and Lucinda in on that vote so still a coward so tell us what will we be

2:03.4

breaking down today we watched masterless so you know how breakfast at Tiffany's didn't have enough

2:12.5

cultural appropriation and wasn't also a kung fu movie but you know otherwise it was perfect

2:17.9

well they think those very small flaws this movie is amazing it's like that Mormon girls red Chinese

2:25.0

prom dress came to life and went on a crime spree with Mark Wahlberg and deal high how I can't use

2:35.1

that word when talking about this film how was this movie well if you love when guys and

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