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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

152. F My Carcass (Holiday Episode)

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Today Chris talks about interrupting Bryan Callen's set in Phoenix, armpit Botox, monkey bars, other playground rides, Timothée Chalamet, Chris Evans, CGI on Jason Derulo's bulge, and "Cat School." Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So Bella brings me the post and I'm like oh no this won't be good I mean it's a vet spill

0:07.4

But then I remember many pets pet insurance my complete policy covers Bella for up to 15,000 pounds of vet fees

0:16.0

and

0:19.6

Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance

0:24.4

Get a quote at many pets dot com conditions and exclusions apply ready and go

0:45.2

I'm drinking one of my babies. I did it to wet the vocal cord. I did it to wet the whistle

0:49.0

I did it to to to wet the instrument as mr. Kelsey would say in my court

0:53.8

Class in seventh and eighth grade now he died of cancer is that will we know him by no we know him because he was a good teacher

1:00.8

now also he would say

1:03.3

Do he would have us do vocal exercises and he would be like

1:06.8

And here we go and we you have to go

1:11.3

All the way up then all the way down and he'd say one two three and he would do it

1:15.5

And he would make us go with our fingers

1:19.1

Like a roller coaster and do it with our fingers and when he did it he would jump and it was a

1:22.8

Subitch

1:25.2

Because he was 60 because he was 60 something when he did it never jump never jump if you're 60 something because you look

1:30.2

Subitch it's like when that fucking guy who did the um

1:35.3

Does he fuck doesn't he sell those upside down hangy things

1:39.0

The inversion tables or whatever and he does that's why now I'm 73 and I can do this and he fucking jumps

1:45.7

And he looks like one of those fucking Canadian

1:48.4

uh walk signals the Canadian walk signals looks so hip-hop it's unbelievable dude

1:53.9

But he just does it in in real life and it's a

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