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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#151: The Mississippi Monster

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Lovelandfrogmen, Paranormalphenomenon, Monster, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Cryptid, Theoccult, Cryptozoology, Unsolvedmysteries, Comedy, Ufology, Podcast

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

In the autum of 1877, a riverboat Captain and his crew were hauling a group of coal barges down the muddy waters of the the mighty Mississippi when they had a terrifying clash with a gargantuan, dog-faced, spear-beaked monstrosity that seemed to have crawled off a canvas by Heironymous Bosch in order to torment these seasoned rivermen.

Monsters In Print: A Collection Of Curious Creatures Known Mostly From Newspapers
https://www.amazon.com/Monsters-Print-Collection-Creatures-Newspapers/dp/1691242535

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm going to Oh, Hello, and welcome to the Kryptonite Podcast. I'm Mark Stors with me as always is.

0:42.0

Rob motherfucking Morphe.

0:44.4

Oh and yet again unfortunately there is no Chris Carnacelli.

0:48.1

He is on the mend but he sounds like trash.

0:52.0

Like absolute trash. like D-Doo-Doo-Warmed over.

0:54.0

Trash. Yeah, he's garb.

0:56.0

You know, last week we weren't any picnic.

0:59.0

I have to say, I, you know, I was sick as shit.

1:01.0

By the end of the fucking pod that we recorded last week.

1:04.1

I pretty much was in a semi-self-induced semi-state of comatoseness for days surrounded by monster books and

1:12.3

fucking Nyquills and whatnots.

1:14.1

But even though I'm still a little nasally, I feel a fuck ton better than when we last recorded a week ago.

1:20.0

How you doing this week, man?

1:22.0

Yeah, and I actually, I just had a weird throat sinus thing for a little bit nothing too major I think it's just the heat the humidity you know work environment and shit it just one I get him occasionally I wasn't wasn't too bad at all I was actually pretty good so yes

1:34.4

Christopher is not here with us but Rob and I are here to we're gonna actually be kicking it back

1:39.6

this episode we're gonna we're gonna be going back to to some cryptids which we haven't talked

1:44.7

about in a little in a little while but before we get to the monsters let's do the

1:50.1

old Patreon. Patreon.

1:51.9

Patreon.com slash Patreon. Patreon.

1:53.0

One dollar is a shout out, five dollars is a shout out and bonus audio.

1:57.0

Robert, do we have some shoutouts to do?

1:59.0

Sure as fuck do.

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