The wrestling gimmick. We have seen giant turkeys, narcissistic fitness instructors are mummy who look like a zombie.

I mean, sometimes these things get really weird. Even if you have a bad attempt, though, you do need to give it some time.

Although unfortunately, on occasion, they suck so bad, even the promoters that made these happen go, we need to get rid of it.

It's essentially dead before it does begin, so I am

Simon Miller. And if you would like some examples, no problem. Here we go. Number 15, Santa Claus.

So get this one in your head. In your house, 5th of December 1995. Brett Hart and the British Bulldog

were having a rematch from their 1992 SummerSlam Classic, and beforehand,

Savio Vega is handing out presents.

I mean, why not?

It is Christmas time.

Then from nowhere, somebody dressed as Santa Claus walks out with Ted DiBiosi, who tells us,

everybody has a price.

I mean, he did that all the time.

What the f*** did that mean in this context?

Clause and attack, Savio, as Ted tells us, that's not Santa. That's Zanta. Yep, Zanta.

X-A-N-T-A, he was from the South Pole, and instead of giving presents, he stole them from kids the

world over. Interestingly, it still means both versions of Father Christmas break the law.

The crowd doesn't even care because why would they and the future ECW dude Balls Mahoney

was in the suit.

He must have known this wasn't going to be good for him, especially because what do you

do come January had the shelf life of a week.

We never found out because the backlash to this was fierce,

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