It's Topics, the show where two comedians talk about heavy topics in a lighthearted way, although not always lighthearted.

In fact, sometimes in very heavy way.

I'm Michael Ian Black.

I'm Michael Schoalter.

And this is the final episode of the first season of topics.

Michael, we've covered a lot of ground this season.

We really have.

We've talked about God. We've talked about

space time travel. We've talked about power and propaganda and art and it's been very, very illuminating.

And it's, you know, it's been a wild ride, some real ups and some bumpy moments,

some twists and turns, but taken as a whole, I feel like I've learned a lot.

You know, and my mind has been opened to some new ideas and it's been a great experience.

Yeah, I agree.

I mean, it really has, I feel like it's been a magic carpet ride.

I mean, that's probably a topic by itself.

Is magic real?

What's magic in the real world?

I thought you were going to say our carpet rides real.

No, because we know they're not.

Oh.

I mean, we just, I mean, mean that's just that's just objectively true we

know there's no magic carpet rides no i didn't say magic carpet ride i just said carpet ride oh i see

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