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welcome to the game podcast from the Times, I'm Gabriel Marcotti and says here that this is the best place to get a review of the weekend's football action

I like to think so many people like to think so maybe you'll agree the Premier League is back we're all excited because we're all supposed to go and say,

oh look, then the international break all stink. But to celebrate the fact that the Premier League is back,

and with a bang, we have an exceptional panel. My favorite panel, because there are people who actually show up

and don't just talk down the line. It's Tony Gascarino, the excellent

Allison Rudd, and finally the excellent Julian Lawrence.

Coming up we'll be talking some Wayne Rooney and football behavior and also some

spurs and West Ham a cracking game but there's one place to start and it's at Old

Treford. No doubt, Allison, we will be getting into Jose Marino and some of the

things he said after this game, but I wanted to point out just to remind everybody that this

Manchester United team goes out there without their best offender without their other key center back who's supposed to be a

United Captain one day because he's so clever and he did his A levels that would be

Chris Smalling without Marron Fellaney who's not everybody's cup tea, but is big and tall and has started most games.

And without Slatani Brahimovich, who has played every minute of every game in the Premier League

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