#15 Arie Deserves Borin' Lauren

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🗓️ 6 March 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Jordana and Aleen discuss the season finale of The Bachelor. Arie and Becca's awkward, silence-ridden end was emphatically undramatic. Aleen felt nothing. Arie's choosing of Lauren proves that exactly what everyone predicted: Arie just wants a 'hot dumb blonde bitch.' The most she ever opened up was her saying, "I want our dogs to meet." Arie's sole criteria appears to be that Lauren is very hot, which she is, but c'mon. Needless to say, they spend the whole episode criticizing Arie because as it turns out, his creepy hands were one of his better traits. Enjoy life with borin' Lauren, Arie- though we hope she turns you down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the Bachelor podcast. I'm Jardana. I'm Eileen. And we are recapping today's finale.
0:12.8	Well, last night's finale. Which has now, like surprisingly, we've been
0:18.1	not so surprisingly dragged on for another night. Seriously. Which is tomorrow. They would.
0:23.7	They would. They didn't even let you plan accordingly. They just popped up on you. That.
0:27.9	I think the first thing we really need to talk about is Chris Harrison because he,
0:32.2	in the beginning, he's like, you, no one knows this yet. But you are watching the most dramatic.
0:39.2	Like, does he think this is Ripley's or Believe it in her? He's just like making shit up. Yeah.
0:43.9	It wasn't. Okay. I was really dramatic. Yeah. I mean, it was like, I guess it wasn't like
0:48.7	German. It was kind of dramatic, I guess. But like, I never saw the season with like,
0:52.9	Jesus, it wasn't as niggerty do that. Yeah. But his was off screen. His and like a normal person.
0:59.3	No, no, no. He was also cheating on Melissa. He chose this girl, Melissa. And then he,
1:06.8	Molly was his runner up. Okay. And he, he chose Melissa, Marissa. I don't fucking know. She was
1:13.5	like a Texas cheerleader. She was like this. I can't describe her because I don't remember that
1:19.4	was 25 years ago. And then it turned out like scandalously that he had been cheating on Melissa
1:26.6	with Molly the whole time. And then he left her was after the after the fun. Yeah. So this was like,
1:33.2	they went no, I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was between the time it aired
1:38.9	and after the final rose, which is live. I think guys, no, don't call me. I literally don't know.
1:43.8	But I just know that that happened. And it was so fucking scandalous. Well, I was just thinking like,
1:47.6	like, was this actually the most dramatic finale ever? Did that already happen before? But it
1:51.0	sounds like like that, tapping off screen and like after the final rose. Here's why this fucking,
1:55.6	they, they wanted to make this the most dramatic season ever. So I just feel like I'm quoting our
2:00.5	shirt that we sell. Check it out at shop edges.com. It sold back. So I think that the way that they
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