Hello, everybody and welcome to Soccer 101. My name is Taylor Rockwell. We are recording this in November of 2023, which means winter is coming.

And if you want to attend a soccer game and stay warm, then today's episode is for you.

We're talking about scarves.

Graham Rothman, it's a topic that no matter how hard you try to hype it up, the hype is not

fully there when it comes to scarves.

Well, as for me, because I'm wearing one right now. Winter is not just coming. It is here in Scotland. I have to say,

maybe in this pillow fort it might get a little warm with my scarf on today. But yeah, I'm wearing

it for this episode. You are indeed. The vacuum is going just outside the door, so apologies for that if that

gets picked up on the mic. What scarf are you wearing, my friend? So this is a Sterling Albaean

scarf specifically. It is Sterling Albion tartan. So that is what is on the scarf. Very subtle.

It's not got Sterling Albion written on it or anything, just SAFC. I'm showing Taylor in the camera right now. I realize this is a podcast and listeners

cannot see this, but you're just going to have to take my word for it. It says S-A-F-C there, and it's

probably, I think, my favourite scarf. approach to podcasting. I mean, I guess

you got to do what you got to do, Graham. Yeah, that's the traditional Scottish way to wear a scarf.

Did they not include that bit in Braveheart? That must have been in the director's cut.

They put them as kilts instead of scarves. That would make more sense. And make as much sense

as them wearing scarves for that time period. Let's not talk about Braveheart. Let's keep talking about scarves.

Graham, you have obviously the ultimate kit collection

when it comes to the Total Soccer Show

and maybe everyone on the planet.

Do you have standards for scarves?

Do you have an equally extensive scarf collection?

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