148 - The Wildest Roman Emperor You've Never Heard Of!
History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
4.8 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2020
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
If the Emperors of Rome are know for anything its their extravagant craziness, and all the rest combined got nothing on Franks and Bean Elagabulus! This footnote in history was as WILD as his reign was short, but make no mistake in that little time he managed to make his mark! From pretending to be a tute to picking members of government to the size of their member, Elagabulus wasn't just Emperor of Rome, he was Emperor of WILD! PLUS a a sneak peek at the Cuzzies daily "Wepa In The Morning" news show, available at Patreon.com/bayridgeboys
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| 0:18.0 | uh, What's up everybody? |
| 0:33.0 | Michael Che, that's Chrissy Schultz. |
| 0:36.0 | What's going on everybody? |
| 0:38.0 | How are you doing? |
| 0:40.0 | It doesn't matter. |
| 0:41.0 | Yeah, we're coming out because we saw each other for the first time in two months |
| 0:46.4 | just about an hour or two ago and I gotta be honest with you because I fucking missed you. |
| 0:50.4 | I forgot what you look like and I haven't seen your full body in three months |
| 0:55.8 | and make the mistake you're blown out yeah I mean I feel like I'm feeling loose |
| 1:02.3 | like a goose I'm in my yani position I'm feeling loose like a goose. I'm in my yani position. I'm laying down like a female teenager |
| 1:06.8 | at 1996 on the phone having a convolve. My feet are up. I'm dangling them down. I feel good. I feel recharged. I saw Chrissy the Hun, and it just feels |
| 1:16.0 | good to just get my eyes on that shape of yours and that weird walk. You're Chrissy pretty close, is what I decided. |
| 1:23.2 | You're Chrissie pretty close. |
| 1:24.7 | I'm Yani almost, and you're Chrissie pretty close. |
| 1:27.5 | You're pretty close to being a straight guy. |
| 1:30.4 | You're pretty close to being a leading man. You're just pretty close to being a doctor. You're pretty close to a lot of things you're Chrissy pretty close. I'm pretty close |
| 1:39.6 | And it's what it is I was pretty close to getting out. I was pretty close to getting out of. I was pretty close to you know |
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