146 - Crazy Police Stories ft. Administrative Results

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🗓️ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 100 minutes

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0:41.6	Hey wait it's not bad I well, it kind of is.
0:45.0	Nick, it's an announcement, not an ad.
0:47.0	Okay, everyone, say hi?
0:49.0	Hi, everyone, Donut here.
0:50.0	What's up you beautiful unsubscribed mother lovers?
0:53.2	Nick, why don't you tell us what we're announcing?
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0:57.2	That is right, we are doing our very first live tour here in the great state of Texas.
1:02.0	We're in Texas, guys?
1:03.8	On March 17th at the Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club
1:06.3	here in San Antonio.
1:07.6	On March 21st at the Vulcan Gas Company
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