the

All of us can do it. You're the only one. I can't have a thing. We need to make these

things cop proof. I can't have a cop. The mic is for a cop. Mine's erect on like

your flaccid microphones. Why does mine look bigger than yours too? Anyway, so it's an

optical illusion. It's in the shorts. So in our rack, everybody gets the shits. I get

them. They don't go away for like two weeks. I get Sipro. First Sergeant gives it to me.

After like two, three days, I noticed that I'm getting bloated and it clicks. I haven't

taken shit in two, three days. That's kind of a big deal. So I weighed myself every

morning and night in the middle of the day because I knew it would be a boomer. And

yeah.

It's one of those personal goal things. You know, you're like, wait a minute. This has

been three days. I need to know. I need to know. I need to know. So I see and I used to

pick it up out of the toilet. That just gets. Well, you should probably stop eating it.

Yeah, I don't. I was go. Yeah, I don't eat that. You don't pick it up.

Why? Because you know how much nutrients that you wash off that cold. That you pass through.

You need to run it through the filter a few times. If you're going to get everything you

want out of the food that you eat, you got to run through the filter. It's like a smoothie.

Yeah, it is like a smoothie. So I took a pound of shit that morning. I literally ran

to the Port of Johns outside of my bound out. So you left that thing. Oh, I literally

clenched my cheeks together with my hands pressed very hard. I love how intense you're

staring at me to drink that coffee when I say clenched my cheeks. Don't get the idea.

I took a pound of shit. I was on the toilet for about two hours.

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