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1451: Husband proved the baby isn’t his… but I didn’t cheat! | Reddit Stories

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🗓️ 25 February 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - My (29F) husband (31M) got a paternity test on our daughter (5F) and it came back negative, but I never cheated. Now he thinks our relationship is a lie and wants to divorce. What do I do? + UPDATE


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.1

My husband got a paternity test on our daughter and it came back negative, but I never cheated.

0:09.5

Now he thinks our relationship is a lie.

0:11.6

And once a divorce, what should I do?

0:13.4

Well, this is OKO.P show.

0:14.6

We read the craziest true stories on Earth.

0:17.1

I'm John.

0:18.1

And Sam, what should OPE do?

0:20.7

The thing is, it came back negative, which, like, those tests are 99%. I'm John and Sam, what should OPE do?

0:25.7

The thing is it came back negative, which like those tests are 99% effective.

0:32.7

So if it came back negative, like, I'm sorry, you probably cheated in your sleep or, I don't know.

0:33.3

Sleep walking.

0:34.8

We've seen it happen before.

0:36.2

We've seen the point zero one percent.

0:37.4

We've seen the point zero one percent. We've seen the point zero one percent.

0:37.5

We have. I think we did read a story about sleep boning. I don't remember sleep boning. I remember the lab made a mistake, actually, to Janelle's comment right there. But we also read a story about sleep boning. Wow. So it could be, it could either be the lab making mistake or sleep boating. let us know what you think it is in the comments, but let's get into the story.

0:58.0

Let's find out. This comes from fully faithful wife. Great username. Oh, wow. She's really accurate. Some background. This is June 60th, 2022. O.P. is 29 female. The husband is 31 male and the daughter is five female. I do not know how it

1:12.2

happened and I haven't been able to stop crying all day. I never cheated. I love my husband.

1:18.8

We've been together since college and he's the love of my life. He's handsome and kind.

1:23.3

And while I slept with two other people both before we got together. So she's had two other people, both before we got together.

1:28.1

So she's had two other people, but literally before their relationship.

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