#145 | Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Getoffmylawn, Comedy, Podcast, Society & Culture, Gavinmcinnes

4.7 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

It was a helluva weekend with three big stories dropping about free speech and yours truly. After covering those scoops, we look at the media’s obsession with promoting drag kids and making everything gay. Why are hockey games being interrupted with videos of “gay” kids in drag? Are they trying to immaculate athletes or is it just bored women at marketing companies choosing the most colorful thing on their To Do list? Us normal dads are starting to get annoyed.

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0:00.0	Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise.
0:04.1	I think Justin Bieber would win.
0:06.4	Just because he's younger and he'll have better cardio.
0:11.1	Although MMA is weird, right?
0:12.7	Wrestling is weird in general.
0:14.1	I fought with wrestlers and they have these weird moves
0:18.9	where the next thing you know,
0:20.4	these legs are wrapped around you like an anaconda.
0:23.8	So if he uses one of his weird moves,
0:26.9	then he's dead.
0:28.6	But...
0:31.0	Who doesn't want to see that fight?
0:35.0	But it's also for losers.
0:36.4	Remember there was celebrity boxing matches
0:38.4	and it would be like the guy from the Brady bunch
0:40.8	and some other washed up old sitcom guy like the dude from Alph?
0:46.2	It's what you do when you're really desperate for cash
0:48.8	and your life sucks.
0:51.0	You know, there was, I think it was, it was Horshack.
0:55.7	Anthony Kumi told me this story.
0:57.0	It was Horshack.
0:57.8	Remember from Welcome Back Carter?
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