144-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Our philosophy has always been push as hard as you can until it hurts and then tell us about it - and you did! Your poop triggers are fascinating and unique. STOP THE PRESS - Stevie has been sighted in Nashville! This is HUGE news. Please, if you are in the Nashville area approach with caution and let Stevie know that the mommies are coming to town! You gotta take care of your FEETSIES. You're saying a lot if your toes are all mashed up and flakey. Hands too. I guess Tommy is freakin out man cause his fingers are ALL chewey! Ewwwwww. Plus a huge video reveal: IFartInYoFace is the King A** Ripper and we celebrate his gift with all of you. All others bow in his presence or face his wrath (from his butthole)! Get a whiff of that!

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0:00.0	Yeah, me on me on me on perfect. That's how you test your headphones out. Yeah, me on me. I'm perfect. All right.
0:12.8	It's like a taxi driver fucking camp.
0:16.3	All the animals come out at night.
0:20.1	It feels right.
0:21.8	I like this.
0:23.5	Brian Pollock.
0:25.8	Thanks, Brian.
0:26.8	It's a great week for us.
0:31.1	Oh my gosh.
0:31.9	We're taking it on the road together.
0:33.3	It's upon us, y'all.
0:35.2	It's 16th and 17th.
0:37.5	Your mommies are coming to Tejas.
0:40.4	16th in Houston at Fitzgeralds.
0:43.9	17th Dallas at the Curtain Club.
0:47.2	And if you haven't got your tickets, you're just a fool.
0:50.3	You're a darn fool.
0:52.1	But you can still grab them.
0:53.4	You can grab them online. Go to your mommesthousepodcast.com or go to TomSagura.com or go to
1:00.8	ChristinaCamy.com. There's a link for either city at either one of those places.
1:07.8	Houston Friday, Dallas Saturday.
1:10.2	And then we're back here and then we're planning our next cities after that.
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