Page 94, the Private Eye podcast. Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94. My name is Andrew Hunter-Murray and I'm here in the private eye office with Helen Lewis and Adam McQueen. Later on, we're going to be speaking to Ian Hizlop and Nick Newman for a special tribute to Barry Fantoni, Long, one of the key creative voices at the magazine who very sadly died not so long ago. and we're going to be talking about his life and his contribution to the eye over the years it's a really interesting chat but first for this bit of the podcast we are going to be talking about two men in british public life who i would say might be the opposite i think they might be the matter and antim-matter of British politics. We're going to start

with one and then move on to the other. See if you can guess who the second one is from the first,

okay? Who is the literal opposite of Robert Jenrick? Exactly. I'll hover over the listeners' ear

for some time. So Robert Jenrick is the Shadow Justice Secretary and... freelance Batman. it seems that you get quite a lot of time

on your hands when you're the shadow justice secretary because he's been spending his copious free time

going down the tube and um filming free video content for all of us very grateful for that of him

accosting fair dodgers, people who've

shoved their way through the barriers, and he then catches up with them and says, excuse me,

mate, and says, are you sure you should be doing that? It's a bit naughty, isn't it? And, you know,

in slightly less friendly tone than that. Helen, what's you doing? Well, he is bolstering the media presence of Robert Jenrick. I think that's one. He's advertising

himself as an, what's that phrase from Boris Johnson? Should the ball come free from the back

of the scrum for Tory Leader? That he could also, you know, obviously, last time around, he lost

Kemi Bade Nock. He's a have-a-go hero. He is a have-a-go hero. But he is also doing something

that you can see Kirst-Stama trying to do.

So on my other podcast, sorry to reference my other relationship, I talked about Kea Stama's

increasingly butch tweets.

So Keir-Stama has started doing these tweets that are like, you know, you think you were above

the law, you're not.

We're coming for you.

I'm Kea Starma.

And I think there is a general feeling that, particularly with the public realm in a bit of a

shabby state, people have a certain level of anger about low level social disorder and that

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