Today's story is going to burn a bit as it goes down the throat, but fear not my love because after the severe summit cramps, the deathly vomiting, and prolonged paroxysms subside, death comes rather easy.

I guess it's true when they say some guys can't hold their arsenic. And tell us about our drink that you made us tonight. Yeah, so the hint was spilled beer, which, as you guys know me in my beer,

is considered a very, very sad event.

So the hint I took into consideration the drink is called

catastrophe and also I feel like since the hint is spilled beerier I need to

pour one out for my homies so uh

don't pour that on the floor jinn

oh no I'm pouring it in my mouth because that would be a catastrophe

how I was gonna say if you pour that on the carpet. We're going to...

Oring one out for my homies into my mouth.

He's actually like, this is trash this trash is trash. The only acceptable beer to pour out is like

Bud Light. Yeah or like Naddy Light or

Ugh, Miller Light or anything that tastes like this. I mean we've had two Miller lights sitting in that

mini fridge and I'm just like is anyone gonna ever drink that? No one in this house

will I mean we're not going to drink it.

If anyone's in the Charleston area and you for some God-forsaken reason drink Miller Light,

then come on over and grab these two beers because we are definitely not going to drink them.

Do we still have Bud Light in the fridge in the?

Yes.

And Bud Light.

If anyone wants that Bud Light too.

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