144: How to Get Your Kids Out the Door Without Losing Your Mind

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2021

⏱️ 42 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Dustin and Mel got up bright and early this week to hop in the Frontseat and share tips for getting your kids out of the house on time including how Melissa has never woken up before her parents, how a fear of having bad breath ensured Dustin was always up in enough time to get ready for school, and when to know if your kid is milking it or running behind because their arm is actually broken.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there. We are a funny
0:06.8	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian
0:09.8	and the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me here in our state-of-the-art
0:15.4	recording studio slash the corner of our bedroom that we just got in a fight in is my
0:20.7	lovely wife Melissa Nickerson. Hey there.
0:23.0	Hey everybody.
0:25.0	It wasn't really a fight.
0:26.0	It was a, I wouldn't even really call a fight.
0:29.0	What I call it is a morning podcast.
0:31.0	A first thing in the morning podcast. Which is not a strong suit for either of us. We're not morning people. No. No, I would, it's, I mean, we are alive during the mornings.
0:43.2	We are awake during more.
0:44.4	I would say I probably get up earlier than most comedians
0:46.9	due to the fact that I have children and such,
0:48.9	but I'm not on.
0:50.5	We're not, we're not, yeah, yeah, it, it's a, there's kind of just like a baseline of irritability.
0:57.0	Mm-hmm, and neither of us are particularly open to feedback.
1:03.0	Working with your spouse is complex.
1:07.0	Yeah, particularly in the in the AM.
1:10.0	But normally we record this between 11 and like one.
1:14.0	And it's nine right now, which I know a lot of you, you're like nine.
1:18.0	You're like, pull it together, Nick Parsons.
1:20.0	Yeah, I'm on my third break.
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