Welcome back. Now actually had a, well, wait, before I go into my story, welcome back to Chip, he's just been on a 10 day Sri Lankan Bender.

No, I was, it feels like I've been away, but I haven't missed any pods to the people don't haven't missed me.

Yeah, so it's just, but I've been a way to see. Not even the viewers. I honestly, I was fine. No one would fucking miss me.

And this morning on the way to here I decided to get an Uber right

because I had a bunch of stuff that I was bringing in. Now this is only

happened to me once before but I think even the fact that this is a second time

and makes it more

embarrassing. I'm sat in the back of the Uber and the guy goes that I'm not going to

do the accent because yeah but he goes like can you can you stop?

I'm a bit confused. I'm there like me. I'm literally just sat here on my phone and then he goes put it out the window and they're like what the fuck is this guy on

I know what's going on there.

It turns out and then he points to his nose and it turns out I was just

picking my nose loads in the bag and he's and he's told me off. That's the second time an

Uber driver's told me off is picking my nose. The first time was mad recent too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I think there might be like a note it's going

around all Uber drivers being there like feel free to let people

not freak at this fingering your nose in the back of blokes taxis.

Anyways look today it is not just me and chip you'd be glad to know you're fed up.

Instead we have brought somebody that actually adds value to this

podcast. It is none other than Jamie Hutchinson!

Wow! What a treat! I know, with a backpack on... What do you bring in your backpack down here there's a

novel called SSGB that's about it's a murder mystery but if Germany won the war so any Nazi fans out there

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