Hannah, I understand that there is some sort of a contest that you've been running without our consent.

It has been a highly competitive and top notch field of Olympic level competitors at terrible kidney puns. Matt.

Actually, that does sound like something we'd be into.

So on all three of our, you know, kidney Neffman is platforms, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, we have been putting out a call for terrible puns.

Related to kidneys and you, the listeners have absolutely come through for us.

So our first pun is from Dr. David Tardio, who's an internist who we're working for Johns Hopkins Community Physicians in Southern Maryland.

And he submitted to us via our Facebook page.

So without any further ado.

Hello, curbsiders.

First of all, I wanted to thank you very much for an outstanding and informative podcast.

It's a great combination of knowledge, food, and humor.

Yes, Paul, I listen to the entire podcast.

I do not skip over the beginning.

My kidney pun is as follows.

What do you call an old kidney?

A has been.

Bob, boom.

Thank you very much for being a favorite thing.

You all take care.

Has been okay.

I like that one.

I'll give that Paul.

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