143 - From Cheesy to Queasy

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's episode 143 campers!!!! i love you, mean it. We are talking about Katy Perry's publicly appointed flop era and her breakup with Orlando Bloom. We also recap our wild and wonderful trip to Asbury Park for our live comedy show. Yes, Jwoww herself showed up, and no, we’re still not over it. Plus: why electric stoves are the enemy, a quick detour into Demi Lovato discourse, and a chaotic pile of other things we just had to get off our chests. Camp is in session. Pack light, fart loud.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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1:01.9	Oh, same thing.
1:03.4	Listen up, campers.
1:04.7	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
1:07.4	Because Camp Counselors is a variety show.
1:09.3	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, hot gossip, and scary stories around
1:15.2	the campfire.
1:16.1	So spooky.
1:17.5	Is this podcast even about camping?
1:19.3	No, but it is camp.
1:21.6	This is camp counselors.
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