142: Marry Your First vs Keep The First Job You've Had Forever | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

All Def SquADDCast

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Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

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0:00.0	Like, one of my best friends, his family's like family.
0:03.9	And so his cousin was getting married and they was doing it on a cruise ship.
0:08.1	And so they invited me like, oh, come on.
0:10.4	I'm like, oh, I bet.
0:11.1	Yeah, I'm a row.
0:11.7	You know what I'm saying?
0:13.6	But mind you, I'm somebody's guest at a wedding on a cruise ship, right?
0:20.2	And I put the tree in like, see, these little capsules, like paint capsules.
0:25.3	And I put it inside the deodorant or the lotion, one or the two.
0:29.0	And that works to get there, right?
0:32.0	We got there and we couldn't find no redloat.
0:34.3	We had to buy some real cigars and like break them down,
0:38.1	like unroll them to like roll up. You know, it was like worse than backwards, right? But we did
0:42.4	that. The cigars came in like a metal can. And so I'm like, cool. I, you know, I got them,
0:47.6	rode up some, some blunts or whatever. They added in my shorts.
1:00.5	Now, they told us not to wear army fatigue coming off of an American ship over there.
1:03.1	They was like nowhere, but I love army fatigue.
1:04.1	You know what I had?
1:06.4	I don't know, bro, but they told us not to.
1:12.2	I put on my shorts and I'm not even thinking because I just wear army fatigue.
1:13.7	I just did it anyway.
1:15.2	I just did any.
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