142: Let's Joust

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Bunny had her first fight, Crystal ate some bad food, Pata Fria is loving store deliveries and curbside service. When was the last time you ran full speed? Stay your asses off the milk crates and race play kinks are unfortunately a thing.

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0:00.0	Hey kids! We're back! Episode 142 of Hello Disfunction with Pottafria and Crystal. Yeah, 142.
0:28.0	Already. Rocking you. So where do we start? Let's let's tell everybody about your day with Bunny.
0:37.4	Today's like the fourth day of school, isn't it? It's something like that. It's very early.
0:42.8	Very early in the school year. First let's just say that Bunny's always been quiet. I'm not going to say
0:49.6	quiet, but she's always been quiet and timid almost. She's not aggressive like you. She's not mean.
0:57.6	We had some incidents at her elementary school. She's in middle school now at her elementary,
1:02.7	where she was like almost being bullied. I'll say. Yes, she's very, she was. She was a shit starter.
1:10.3	She was. Yeah. And then we come to today. A few people have messaged me because on a previous
1:18.2	episode I was talking about her history teacher that said some really inappropriate things to the
1:23.4	students on like the first and second day of school. And so I was like, well, you know, I told
1:29.5	one person. I was like, she doesn't want to be taken out of that class because apparently the other
1:34.2	history teacher is even worse. That's what she was telling me. Yeah, so I already had plans to
1:39.8	address it and just be like, can you, you know, talk to him without saying who it was or whatever.
1:45.8	Right. Well, I didn't get a chance to call because today they called me and it's funny because
1:52.9	he called and it was like a Berkeley number that came up. And so I'm like, hello. And he's like,
1:57.4	hi, this is Eric Sonsel. The principal, right? Yeah. And my cousin's name is Eric. And like,
2:03.2	he'd be in Berkeley sometimes when he's in the bay. So when I saw it, I almost was like, bitch,
2:08.2	why something something? And I think God, I didn't because it wasn't that Eric, but it kind of
2:14.0	sounded like him, but it wasn't my cousin. And he goes, well, this is my cell phone. So I know it
2:18.7	looks weird. I was like, yeah, I thought you were somebody else because I seen Berkeley. And so he
2:23.2	was like, no, no, this is the principal. And I wish I was calling you for a better reason. And
2:28.2	I was like, oh, great. Here we go. All right. My saddle on the couch. And he's like,
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