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🗓️ 9 July 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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In this episode we unpack a dramatic parking lot rice explosion, a woman who ingested her friend's house keys, and our eternal disdain for Jack Berger. Plus, Jonathan confesses his love for hardware stores, which is somehow... not a bit. It's an emotional rollercoaster of nonsense and neuroses. Just how we like it.
This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.
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