#142: Cold. Hard. Cash.

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

In Episode #142 of The Shallow End, Jethro’s out of the gate with a story of a young woman who took an elderly relative to help him withdraw thousands of dollars from his bank. Just one hitch there – the man didn’t appear “to be well.” It kind of went downhill from there. Then Lindsay shares a story about a firefighter who really liked flames. I mean…I REALLY liked Flames. So much so that an arson investigator took over the case, and it wasn’t hard for the investigator to figure out who the culprit was. Douse those flames of boredom and listen to this week’s episode of "The Shallow End!"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You've reached the final level.
0:02.4	The spicy McNuggets side mission.
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0:29.6	but once you hear the answer, you'll want to share it with everyone you know. Why do rivers curve?
0:34.5	Why did the T-Rex have such tiny arms? And why do so many more kids need glasses
0:39.1	now than they used to? Spoiler alert, it isn't screen time. Our team of scientists digs into the
0:45.0	research and breaks it down into a short, entertaining explanation, jam-packed with science facts
0:49.6	and terrible puns. Subscribe to Minute Earth wherever you like to listen.
1:00.5	It began long ago. two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast friends and did in their
1:06.2	love for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up.
1:14.8	You're in the shallow end with Schnebley and Toff. Hey before we start, just wanted to thank you again.
1:20.2	You and Nan for filling in on Box of Oddities while Kat was away. We got a lot of great comments,
1:26.1	all of which Cat has taken great offense to. Well,
1:29.3	it's funny you'd say that because Nan just listened to the second episode that she did with you.
1:35.6	Yeah. I think just this morning and said something along the lines of, I suck. And I'm sure people are so glad that cat is back.
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