142. Banned!
The Secret Room | True Stories
Ben Hamm
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2021
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Lucy tells us how her boss doesn’t know she’s a banned customer. But why she's banned is even more amazing.
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Producer: Susie Lark. Story Development: Luna Patel. Shadow Producer: J.B. Hashtag Flipper: Alessandro Nigro. Sound Engineer: Marco. Music and Theme: Breakmaster Cylinder.
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| 0:00.0 | Thanks to Fields for supporting the Secret Room, ship to your doorstep in only a few days. |
| 0:06.1 | Fields CBD is the natural, healthy, better way to feel better. |
| 0:10.7 | Become a member today by going to Fields.com slash Secret, and you'll get 50% automatically |
| 0:17.0 | taken off your first order with free shipping. |
| 0:20.8 | And thanks to Acorn TV. |
| 0:22.8 | Acorn TV is the largest commercial-free British streaming service that features compelling |
| 0:27.8 | stories, exclusive premieres, and originals you won't find anywhere else. |
| 0:33.6 | To try Acorn TV free for 30 days, go to acorn.tv and use promo code secret in all lowercase |
| 0:40.7 | letters only. |
| 0:44.4 | What's your secret? |
| 0:45.7 | Well, when I was a teenager, I used to babysit a lot, and when the kids were asleep, I would |
| 0:50.8 | get bored, and I would snoop through all of the parents' stuff. |
| 0:55.4 | Okay. |
| 0:58.4 | Through their bedside drawers, I found their condoms. |
| 1:00.0 | Nice. |
| 1:01.0 | I didn't touch anything, because that's gross. |
| 1:02.9 | But one time, I was snooping through the family's VHS tapes, because this was, you know, |
| 1:08.1 | the 90s. |
| 1:09.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.1 | I popped in the VHS tape into the player. |
| 1:13.1 | Okay. |
| 1:14.1 | It turned out it was the parents' tape that they had sent to the adoption agency to ask |
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